Hello brothers and sisters God bless you all and god bless the financial resources of Britney Spears! In the video above I discuss Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie, Britney spears and her broke ass, Lindsey Lohan not wanting to be on her mom’s tv show, as well as celebrity clothing (Drew Barrymore’s beautiful black and yellow flower print dress). It’s important to remember that in times of great desperation you have a great light to look towards, a light of encouragement, a light of hope, and a light of leadership: Reverend Hollywood.

Hillary Clinton is the devils sister and the devil himself is Barrack Obama. What evil spirit is going to win the 2008 presidency you ask? Sadly, it’s probably going to be Barrack Obama because he is a better marketer than Hillary Clinton. A few weeks ago I was watching a debate between Hillary and Obama when Hillary was stating that Barrack was like a Xerox machine and everything he says is duplicated. Barrack responded, lets not tear each other down, but build this country up. H-wood you got owned Hillary, and Barrack seems to be doing it to you at every turn. Today Barrack captured the Wyoming caucus bringing his lead to 13 for Hillary’s three wins. Gabe Cohen, Obama’s state director in Wyoming, stated, “Especially in the inter-mountain West, people are hungry for something different, people are hungry for someone who’s a uniter, who can bring together a coalition of change.”

I think im going to start seeing stars if I have to hear Obama or someone associated with Obama state for the Nth time that he is a uniter and will bring about change. Sadly, it’s because of this consistent message that Barack will win this election. Hillary looks week as she has no consistent message to counteract Barack’s consistency. It’s not so much the message of “unite and change” but the fact that Barack is branding himself and Hillary is on the defensive at all time.

I’m sad to see Ron Paul out of the race (and the 1950’s cartoonish looking John McCain), as he campaigned successfully online, but failed to successful market himself offline. If you are a Ron Paul supporter, please don’t give up fighting for his beliefs and messages – as he upholds true American beliefs that have become lost in capitalism, liberalism, and socialism. Continue to support him online and link to this blog – as we are pro-Ron Paul.

The first candidate to capitulate (and that will probably be Hillary Clinton) will certainly lose the chance to run for President of the United States. Obama recently told a television station, “Well, you know, I think it’s premature. You won’t see me as a vice presidential candidate - you know, I’m running for president,”. “We have won twice as many states as Senator Clinton, and have a higher popular vote, and I think we can maintain our delegate count. “What I am really focused on right now, because all that stuff is premature, is winning this nomination and changing the country. I think that’s what people here are concerned about.” Obama can’t finish a statement without finishing with his patented “change and unite” rhetoric. Are we seriously going to have to listen to this non-sense till he get’s elected? I’m beginning to think that Hillary is right in saying that Obama is like a Xerox machine!

David Hernandez, the fabulously gay entertainer on American Idol should be removed from the show immediately. Hernandez, was a former stripper and employee of the gay nightclub Dicks Caberet in Phoenix, AZ. That means Hernandez used to give lap dances naked to patrons, swing his genatalia on stage, get other guys hard by showing his fabulous body, and making an income by selling sexual acts – does this sound like someone that should be an American Idol? Where did all the American Idol’s go? Do we have anyone in this country that our youth can idolize other then gay strippers? Hernandez is most likely a homosexual, and he will burn in Hollywood hell with Rosie O’Donnel, Ellen Degeneretz, Liberachie, and every other gay Hollywood entertainer.

Most great entertainers are gay, for example, Bradd Pitt, oh wait, he is a crappy actor – so he probably isn’t gay. I guess that would make Daniel day lewis from There Will be blood and Last of the Mohicans, one of the gayest men in the world. But back to Hernandez, to allow a male prostitute on American Idol is an abomination to The Lord. That’s right, David Hernandez is basically a male prostitute – he sold his body in a sexual manner for money. The name of the show is “American Idol” and allowing Hernandez the chance to become an idol to millions of Americans is disgraceful. If you feel that Fox is wrong in letting Hernandez stay on the show please comment on this sermon and let others know. I initially thought that maybe Fox is letting Hernandez stay on the show to boost viewership numbers with gays – but c’mon doesn’t every gay person already watch American Idol! It’s tv’s most fabulous show!

And the newest, most ungodly, reality show to hit television…Living Lohan. The show stars LiLo’s mother, Dina, and her younger, easily persuaded sister, Aliana. Was LiLo the only one to escape that family with a nice, white sounding name? Halleluiah Wood! LiLo, for all of those who are not hip to the Holloywood lingo, is code name for Lindsay “mean girl herself” Lohan. The show will most likely resemble the lives of Britney Spears and her younger sister, minus the pregnancies and your once a week limousine crotch shot. C-section style. Though, if we’re lucky, there might be a slipped nipple somewhere in there. Ms. Marilyn Monroe! Woo-Eeee!

Hot off the press! Recently, Miley Cyrus ran into LiLo at the Grammy’s, where she sat next to her all night long, against the wishes of Daddy, back in the day country heart throb, Billy Ray. The mullet that man used to have will never escape from my memory. Business in the front, party in the back, as they say. Halleluiah Wood! At the end of the evening, young, impressionable Miley, or Hannah Montana, as our young viewers know her by, was seen putting LiLo’s phone number in her Blackberry. Mr. Achy Breaky Heart did not like this. No No No. He was obviously very aware of LiLo’s past, which includes drinking underage, partying into the late night and early morning hours, and sniffing the Devil’s snow. Halleluiah Wood!

After the exchange of digits, daddy dearest deleted LiLo’s number, which apparently ended in 69, like most of LiLo’s male and female encounters. However, when questioned by a reporter who apparently noticed the number exchange and daddy’s deletion, Billy Ray commented “that’s hooey, I think Lindsay is a great girl and a perfect role model for my Miley, who is unfortunately still a virgin. She could use a night out with LaLo, or whatever the kids call her.” Halleluiah Wood!